Better Than Wolves Forum

Awhile back there was an attempt at poetry tag on these forums, it died a horrible slow death. The reason for this was that it depended on certain people posting in a certain order, a pipe dream really. So I have started this thread as general discussion/sharing/critiquing of poetry. No rules other than the typical forum ones, just have fun. I look forward to seeing your contributions.
~GP

There once was a girl from Nantucket...

...who picked up some lava in a bucket...

. . .but the lava was hot. . .

... And smart she was not ...

... Her face got so burned ...

...And the lesson she learned...

..."If your head is glowing orange..."

"...Don't douse it with porridge."
What? You didn't leave me much to work with.

...and you're watching some porn...

EDIT: Ninja'd while trying to come up with something that rhymes with "orange" :)

Browsing the interwebs a new fetish was born.

Talarga08 wrote:..."If your head is glowing orange..."

Yeah... Orange... way to ruin any possible rhymes...

jorgebonafe wrote: Yeah... Orange... way to ruin any possible rhymes...

I think I did pretty well with "porn" given the circumstances :)

FlowerChild wrote:I think I did pretty well with "porn" given the circumstances :)

"When FlowerChild wins he does some little dances..."

...woah

Gargantuan_Penguin wrote:...woah

Are you dissing our art?

The forums poetry really sets us apart...

Noodlerex wrote:The forums poetry really sets us apart...

...it has the sweet aroma of a well aged fart...

...The smell of my gran and her electric cart...

...the purulent sores of a well used tart...

The gushy feeling of a nice wet shart...

...seen shopping at the nearby Walmart..

What a truly unique form of art...

This is painful. It really smarts.

Utterbob wrote:What a truly unique form of art...

We already used art, so please depart.
Away you shall dart, and this you shan't thwart.
:)