A hot engineer watched the embarassed mushroom-

[Elevatator]

I found a random sentence generator:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/579571
Some of them are so stupid, that they are funny. :)
Post your best sentences!

[Sothe Cuslinde]

He watched a majestic hobo helped the spy.

A blind lephechaun watched the student.

[RaustBlackDragon]

Heh, two sentences in a row that contained TF2 classes? Lol!

[FurkeyRefills]

Meanwhile in Russia, a ghost bought the embarrassed pool with the dying madman.

Underground, the dog-walker winked at the suitcase because he was undead.

[kregoth]

In broad daylight, the majestic mercenary sat on the map of the serial killer. A year later, the knight stole the stupid son because he was interesting. Ten years later, the bleeding ice-cream man stared down the wizard.

Lol it's three sentences together to form a story :P

[foreman]

He told the story of how the wench escaped from the box with the tense sailor.

[sargunv]

In a distant galaxy, a wise old man drowned with the signature because he was confused. The prophecy was fulfilled when the casual witch got drunk with the old man. But then, the lone waitress escaped from the land of the lonely dog walker. Meanwhile in Russia, a professional burger flipper healed the bird in the picture. After, the garbage man experienced the elderly puppy because he was lost.

[The great randomo]

'the prophesy was fulfilled when the merchant cooked the thing of the kitten'

[Catox]

'the prophesy was fulfilled when the merchant cooked the thing of the kitten'

looks like something taken out of Dwarf Fortress

[dawnraider]

Underground, the naive farmer hated the one-eyed eye.
In a cave, the king ate the phone with the enemy.
She was glad when the angry assassin escaped from the banana of the chef.
During the journey, the enemy harassed the magic phone with the powerful clown.
In a faraway land, an adventurer lost a bet with the author of the innocent ninja.

[The great randomo]

'he was glad when a gun-wielding detective laughed at the diamond of the naked dwarf'
'the wizard buried the saxophone'
'a naive prostitute prepared for the father of the bird'
'the prostitute harassed the chef of the daughter'
'the strong salesman advised the cigarette'
'as the sun set, the soldier nuked the hair of the innocent cop'
'a confused lion befriended the shadow of the bird'
'during the funeral, the magician tickled the milk because he was elderly'

[Dry Paratroopa]

The handsome professor created the ice-cream man.
Fortunately, the prostitute advised the nature.
In the finale, a delighted knight cooked the map.
But first, the artist died because of the romantic father of the delicious child.
At some point, a guilty child cooked the wind.

[Azdoine]

Then he hugged the tree of the intelligent madman.
Fortunately, the leprechaun injected the creation because it was reptillian.