Re: Real Life BTW! (kind of, but ok, not really)
Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 12:27 am
@Tedium I find your thoughts less tedious, more engrossing.
But then again I have always wanted to be self-sustained and all this has got me greasing for some greens.
To the garden!
Also @Ethinolicbob: I used to have a mighty orchard, various fruit trees (including pears). Try fertilizing, watering and generally courting said pear tree year round. Stop all of it a couple of weeks before fruiting season then hopefully the plant should be tricked into survival over-drive and you'll get yourself tonnes of buds. Then as soon as the buds arrive resume normal treatment and you should have a very fruitful relationship!
Not a fan of bad puns? I both fear and pity you.
But then again I have always wanted to be self-sustained and all this has got me greasing for some greens.
To the garden!
Also @Ethinolicbob: I used to have a mighty orchard, various fruit trees (including pears). Try fertilizing, watering and generally courting said pear tree year round. Stop all of it a couple of weeks before fruiting season then hopefully the plant should be tricked into survival over-drive and you'll get yourself tonnes of buds. Then as soon as the buds arrive resume normal treatment and you should have a very fruitful relationship!
Not a fan of bad puns? I both fear and pity you.