How to get noticed by girl, serious.
Re: How to get noticed by girl, serious.
Yeah... if the good dickings are what you're doing to get noticed... well... I think that might be rape.
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Re: How to get noticed by girl, serious.
Not exactly what I intended to imply. I tend to make flings into relationships somehow.Ribky wrote:Yeah... if the good dickings are what you're doing to get noticed... well... I think that might be rape.
Re: How to get noticed by girl, serious.
+1 The sexiest things girls like are musical talent (which kinda includes dancing) and cooking ability.Xekrom337 wrote:I just show them my awesome dance moves. Works 9 times out of 10. :D
Good thing im a really good cook cause im a reallllllyyyy bad dancer.... and singer.... and musician.
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Re: How to get noticed by girl, serious.
Ha! Same here, hand me a spatula and i am the king of the kitchen, hand me an instrument and i will use it as a hammer (Atleast thats what it generally sounds like) :DPanda wrote: Good thing im a really good cook cause im a reallllllyyyy bad dancer.... and singer.... and musician.
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Re: How to get noticed by girl, serious.
Does anyone else find it ironic that a panda is teaching us how to get girls? If his own race is too lazy too have sex, how can we trust this commie?
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For your sake, this had better been a VERY poorly constructed joke.Herr Derp wrote:-snip-
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Re: How to get noticed by girl, serious.
Making that sort of joke in the first place, poorly constructed or not, goes against the rules of this forum.
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Dude...I have nothing I can possibly say to this level of bigotry other than "good bye".Herr Derp wrote:Does anyone else find it ironic that a panda is teaching us how to get girls? If his own race is too lazy too have sex, how can we trust this commie?
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That's was special.... I wonder if he knew it was a women's advice I was giving.... :D anyways thank you very much for reading my topic mr. Troll guy. Bye byeFlowerChild wrote:Dude...I have nothing I can possibly say to this level of bigotry other than "good bye".Herr Derp wrote:Does anyone else find it ironic that a panda is teaching us how to get girls? If his own race is too lazy too have sex, how can we trust this commie?
Never say no to Panda.
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Re: How to get noticed by girl, serious.
I can attest to the unavailable thing being strangely attractive to women. Since I have moved out of my parents house I have had absolutely no time to pursue a relationship, and I have had three different girls ask me out, and several more who were interested...
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Re: How to get noticed by girl, serious.
Interesting.
It's unfortunate that there isn't something similar for attracting guys.
/foreveralone
It's unfortunate that there isn't something similar for attracting guys.
/foreveralone
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There kind of is. A girl who shares interests with a guy will go up three or four points on his scale. If you're a guy trying to attract guys, it still sort of applies but I've only done so accidentally myself so don't take my word for it without corroboration.
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Re: How to get noticed by girl, serious.
Eh, there's no universal formula for everything. If there was, my friends wouldn't be in heated debates about which girls are hot and not, and which of them that girl over there is trying to pick up, etc......ignika42 wrote:It's unfortunate that there isn't something similar for attracting guys.
No. Universal. Formula. Ever.
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All Universal statements are incorrect, including this one.Xekrom337 wrote:No. Universal. Formula. Ever.
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Re: How to get noticed by girl, serious.
Including your one then?TheAnarchitect wrote:All Universal statements are incorrect, including this one.Xekrom337 wrote:No. Universal. Formula. Ever.
Re: How to get noticed by girl, serious.
Guess I'll keep practicing my singing, cook, and hang out with my female friends more. Then see where that takes me. :)
Re: How to get noticed by girl, serious.
You forgot arts. (okay music is art), but I mean painting, photos and such things ;)Panda wrote:+1 The sexiest things girls like are musical talent (which kinda includes dancing) and cooking ability.Xekrom337 wrote:I just show them my awesome dance moves. Works 9 times out of 10. :D
Good thing im a really good cook cause im a reallllllyyyy bad dancer.... and singer.... and musician.
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Re: How to get noticed by girl, serious.
Does playing the lute count? I play the lute.Panda wrote:+1 The sexiest things girls like are musical talent (which kinda includes dancing) and cooking ability.Xekrom337 wrote:I just show them my awesome dance moves. Works 9 times out of 10. :D
Good thing im a really good cook cause im a reallllllyyyy bad dancer.... and singer.... and musician.
Re: How to get noticed by girl, serious.
Also, Origami. It's nice to give it to people, and doesn't take a lot of time at all.
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Re: How to get noticed by girl, serious.
Origami or any other niche skill that can be easily demonstrated in a social gathering is a good icebreaker. It's up to you once you have their attention though.
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Re: How to get noticed by girl, serious.
I made my wife an Origami Godzilla for valentines day, she loves it! However it did take me 2 hours, it was the most complicated origami I've ever seen and the instructions were in japanese (only some of which I could read).Itamarcu wrote:Also, Origami. It's nice to give it to people, and doesn't take a lot of time at all.
Edit: Also Origami Roses go down a treat, especially if sprayed with aftershave.
Re: How to get noticed by girl, serious.
I'm just imagining a scene where a woman basically says 'looking for relationship/sex'ignika42 wrote:Interesting.
It's unfortunate that there isn't something similar for attracting guys.
/foreveralone
It would basically be back in grade school when a teacher would offer a piece of candy to the person who could answer the question correctly.
'OOH! ME! PICK ME! OVER HERE!!!!'
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Re: How to get noticed by girl, serious.
The problem with that method is that you'd mostly be attracting the exact sort you wouldn't be interested in for a relationship. Many of the guys you would be interested in would not go for that approach.
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Re: How to get noticed by girl, serious.
This, and my being a guy trying to attract a guy makes it rather difficult for me to be a woman offering sex, at least without surgery.DaveYanakov wrote:The problem with that method is that you'd mostly be attracting the exact sort you wouldn't be interested in for a relationship. Many of the guys you would be interested in would not go for that approach.
Re: How to get noticed by girl, serious.
I made an origami bouquet once; didn't really catch the girls attention...gftweek wrote:I made my wife an Origami Godzilla for valentines day, she loves it! However it did take me 2 hours, it was the most complicated origami I've ever seen and the instructions were in japanese (only some of which I could read).Itamarcu wrote:Also, Origami. It's nice to give it to people, and doesn't take a lot of time at all.
Edit: Also Origami Roses go down a treat, especially if sprayed with aftershave.
Also, Sunglasses look cool. If they can't see your eyes, there is an air of mystery of sorts... :D
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