Poetry Sharing Thread
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...like having no limbs, and only a cart...
EDIT: Damn it! Cart was used!
<hangs head in shame>
EDIT: Damn it! Cart was used!
<hangs head in shame>
Re: Poetry Sharing Thread
*starts beatboxing*FlowerChild wrote:...like having no limbs, and only a cart...
EDIT: Damn it! Cart was used!
<hangs head in shame>
I was enjoying this thread, all the poetry I read,
was really pretty sweet.
Now you're reusing words, and you know, that hurts,
so just admit defeat!
*drops mic*
Re: Poetry Sharing Thread
Oh snap.
The spice must flow...
[03:28] <Detritus_> Weird, I'm still logged in her
[03:28] <Detritus_> Weird, I'm still logged in her
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That rhymes with pap.Ribky wrote:Oh snap.
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*clap* *clap*FlowerChild wrote:That rhymes with pap.Ribky wrote:Oh snap.
See what I did there?
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Now...now...that's really not fair.BinoAl wrote: *clap* *clap*
See what I did there?
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Your rhymes are crap.
/sarcasm
/sarcasm
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But... It's just so fun! I HAD to share! :)FlowerChild wrote:Now...now...that's really not fair.BinoAl wrote: *clap* *clap*
See what I did there?
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BinoAl wrote:But... It's just so fun! I HAD to share! :)
How thoughtful; to share is to care
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I think this rhyme needs to rapidly grow a pairUtterbob wrote: How thoughtful; to share is to care
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like I once found on a woman previously so fair...
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then I brought her home and made myself an heir ;)
The spice must flow...
[03:28] <Detritus_> Weird, I'm still logged in her
[03:28] <Detritus_> Weird, I'm still logged in her
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So if you're wondering about that stain on the chair...
Lots of planets have a north...!
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...you'd best be more concerned with that in your hair...Elensaar wrote:So if you're wondering about that stain on the chair...
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But it washes out fine, or so I hear.FlowerChild wrote:...you'd best be more concerned with that in your hair...
Lots of planets have a north...!
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just make sure to scrub well behind your ears
The spice must flow...
[03:28] <Detritus_> Weird, I'm still logged in her
[03:28] <Detritus_> Weird, I'm still logged in her
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now now my dear, there's no need for tears
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Fuck it then, let's go get beer.
The spice must flow...
[03:28] <Detritus_> Weird, I'm still logged in her
[03:28] <Detritus_> Weird, I'm still logged in her
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Someone doesn't understand the rules, and it is rather queerBinoAl wrote:This thread is rapidly making me fear
for all the users posting here.
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Fearing for users seems like a hassle,
I'll rather go drink an ice-cold Newcastle
I'll rather go drink an ice-cold Newcastle
Lots of planets have a north...!
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...Dammit, not poetry again, you assholes!
Now, I must say that these rhymes are atrocious,
But at least I have an opportunity to use supercalifragilisticexpealidoshus.
Now, I must say that these rhymes are atrocious,
But at least I have an opportunity to use supercalifragilisticexpealidoshus.
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That was rather precocious...
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C c c combo-
breaking post is a haiku.
A tautology.
breaking post is a haiku.
A tautology.
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Haikus can be fun.
But they don't always make sense.
Refrigerator.
(I'm sure everyone
knows this one, but I had to
use it here haha)
But they don't always make sense.
Refrigerator.
(I'm sure everyone
knows this one, but I had to
use it here haha)
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FlowerChild: What is this pussy shit?