Snozzberries

[jorgebonafe]

Now that's what I call a troll... The king of trolls, actually....

http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/the- ... ens-movie/

[HavokSCOUT]

Honestly, I didn't expect anything less from Dahl.

[Itamarcu]

So...FlowerChild is, in fact, a Snozzberry constructor? That sounds quite lovely.

[HavokSCOUT]

You might say he is the magical Snozzfairy from deep space, coming around once every winter solstice to distribute his snozzberries to the good little boys and girls. He might even come to your house in a few months ;)

[morvelaira]

There'd probably need to be a lot more red wool involved. As RenEvo can probably attest, the material of choice lately is cobblestone. ;)

[walker_boh_65]

This is what I was looking for.

[jorgebonafe]

This doesn't surprise me, actually. I remember watching this movie when I was little... That scene with the boat descending into cenobite's realm scared the shit out of me. The little phalic joke isn't as bad compared to that :P

[Gargantuan_Penguin]

I saw this earlier today and I... just... I... My childhood is over.

[morvelaira]

I saw this earlier today and I... just... I... My childhood is over.

Oh, pffft. There are much more deep, profound, and scary ways to destroy your childhood and inner child.

[FlowerChild]

Oh, pffft. There are much more deep, profound, and scary ways to destroy your childhood and inner child.

Yes, but I try to cover those in the mod :)

[morvelaira]

Oh, pffft. There are much more deep, profound, and scary ways to destroy your childhood and inner child.

Yes, but I try to cover those in the mod :)

For the rest, there's Chuck Palahniuk, among others.

[Gargantuan_Penguin]

I saw this earlier today and I... just... I... My childhood is over.

Oh, pffft. There are much more deep, profound, and scary ways to destroy your childhood and inner child.

yes, but. This one struck me quite hard in the childhood. As time goes on more and more of my childhood shall be consumed until I am but an old and surly thing, but until then these things hurt.

[Urian]

You do know Dahl wrote for Playboy, yes? :)

[Gargantuan_Penguin]

You do know Dahl wrote for Playboy, yes? :)

I do now :p

but yeah. he was (thankfully) not my favorite childhood author. But I did enjoy the chocolate factory and the glass elevator. And my realization that he was a twisted bastard simultaneously makes me amused and sick.

[Pentagram]

Since we're on the subject of ruined childhood..

Old, but ruined the cover of one of my favourite films...
I now cannot look at The Lion King in the same way :(

[Horizon]

Fetch the industrial strength brain bleach!

[TheAnarchitect]

Bah. I disagree with this entirely.

Snozberries in this context obviously refers to the balls, not the penis. And it's not that snozberries is inherently dirty. Sometimes we simply refer to the testicles as berries because, as metaphors go, it's low hanging fruit.