..except in bed!

[Xekrom337]

so, after a discussion with my friends a few weeks ago, we started attaching '..except in bed' onto any fortune we heard.

then:

FORTUNE: you'll be good in everything you do...

...EXCEPT IN BED!

:D

so, anyone got any good fortunes to attach that to?

[BinoAl]

Remember to enjoy the journey, rather than race to the destination...
except in bed. <3

[finite8]

You will only regret what you didn't do
...except in bed.

It's better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all
...except in bed.

Remember, all good things come in small packages
...except in bed.

It's not how big it is but how you use it
...except in bed.

True beauty comes from within
...except in bed.

[FlowerChild]

A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.

[Flesh_Engine]

A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.

Actually that's a rather profound statement, worthy to ponder over carefully...

[embirrim]

A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.

That was a nice one.

[bmanfoley]

All for love and nothing for reward
...except in bed

[Zhil]

I found these one on a fortune cookie website:

Human evolution: “wider freeway" but narrower viewpoints
...except in bed

Enjoyed the meal? Buy one to go too
...except in bed

[Pentagram]

Never eat yellow snow
... Except in bed.


The brown stuff in the big bowl is NOT chocolate.
... Except in bed.


I apologise :P

[Catox]

Jeb's next expansion is gonna be awful
... except in bed

[Eriottosan]

I feel the force of XKCD is strong in this thread. As such, I shall post the XKCD comic's fortunes to end with "except in bed".

"The ones you love will never let you down." (... except in bed!)

"Your self-confidence is well placed." (... except in bed!)

"Seek non-violence in everything you do." (... except in bed!)

That is all :).

[RaustBlackDragon]

I feel the force of XKCD is strong in this thread.

THIS.

This is so brilliant, it works so often!

[morvelaira]

Jeb's next expansion is gonna be awful
... except in bed

I really think 242girl is the only one who can make that determination.

[Battosay]

I really think 242girl is the only one who can make that determination.

Who ?

[Urian]

Jeb's girlfriend? fiancée? wife? better half.

[Catox]

242 girls are not such a big number of girls
... except... well...

[Battosay]

Jeb's girlfriend? fiancée? wife? better half.

Oh, that's why I didn't know. Don't care about his real-life, that's his business :)

[FlowerChild]

Oh, that's why I didn't know. Don't care about his real-life, that's his business :)

He spams that business on Twitter though, so not sure if it qualifies as just his business anymore :)

[Battosay]

oO
...


And that's why I don't read tweeter :p
Thx Morvy (and previously M!C) for keeping me away from it.

[morvelaira]

oO
...


And that's why I don't read tweeter :p
Thx Morvy (and previously M!C) for keeping me away from it.

You're more than welcome, dear.

[Yamboyz1]

Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have.
...Except in bed.

All is fair in love and war.
...Except in bed.

[Urian]

A poor workman always blames his tools
...except in bed!

[Gargantuan_Penguin]

And lo and behold, a new internet meme was born.

[Horizon]

And lo and behold, a new internet meme was born.

Except in bed.

[morvelaira]

And lo and behold, a new internet meme was born.

I used to be an adventurer like you...
... except in bed.