..except in bed!
..except in bed!
so, after a discussion with my friends a few weeks ago, we started attaching '..except in bed' onto any fortune we heard.
then:
FORTUNE: you'll be good in everything you do...
...EXCEPT IN BED!
:D
so, anyone got any good fortunes to attach that to?
then:
FORTUNE: you'll be good in everything you do...
...EXCEPT IN BED!
:D
so, anyone got any good fortunes to attach that to?
Re: ..except in bed!
Remember to enjoy the journey, rather than race to the destination...
except in bed. <3
except in bed. <3
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You will only regret what you didn't do
...except in bed.
It's better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all
...except in bed.
Remember, all good things come in small packages
...except in bed.
It's not how big it is but how you use it
...except in bed.
True beauty comes from within
...except in bed.
...except in bed.
It's better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all
...except in bed.
Remember, all good things come in small packages
...except in bed.
It's not how big it is but how you use it
...except in bed.
True beauty comes from within
...except in bed.
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A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.
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Actually that's a rather profound statement, worthy to ponder over carefully...FlowerChild wrote:A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.
"An engine of flesh can do that..." // "Man feed Machine. Machine feed Man..."
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That was a nice one.FlowerChild wrote:A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.
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All for love and nothing for reward
...except in bed
...except in bed
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I found these one on a fortune cookie website:
Human evolution: “wider freeway" but narrower viewpoints
...except in bed
Enjoyed the meal? Buy one to go too
...except in bed
Human evolution: “wider freeway" but narrower viewpoints
...except in bed
Enjoyed the meal? Buy one to go too
...except in bed
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Never eat yellow snow
... Except in bed.
The brown stuff in the big bowl is NOT chocolate.
... Except in bed.
I apologise :P
... Except in bed.
The brown stuff in the big bowl is NOT chocolate.
... Except in bed.
I apologise :P
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Jeb's next expansion is gonna be awful
... except in bed
... except in bed
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I feel the force of XKCD is strong in this thread. As such, I shall post the XKCD comic's fortunes to end with "except in bed".
"The ones you love will never let you down." (... except in bed!)
"Your self-confidence is well placed." (... except in bed!)
"Seek non-violence in everything you do." (... except in bed!)
That is all :).
"The ones you love will never let you down." (... except in bed!)
"Your self-confidence is well placed." (... except in bed!)
"Seek non-violence in everything you do." (... except in bed!)
That is all :).
私は日本語が大好きだ。だから、私と話すとき、日本語で書けば、日本語で書いてください。
I like Japanese, can you tell?
I like Japanese, can you tell?
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THIS.Eriottosan wrote:I feel the force of XKCD is strong in this thread.
This is so brilliant, it works so often!
What's the price of freedom now?
Can you cut me a deal?
A crate of wholesale liberty,
or a justice combo meal?
Can you cut me a deal?
A crate of wholesale liberty,
or a justice combo meal?
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I really think 242girl is the only one who can make that determination.Catox wrote:Jeb's next expansion is gonna be awful
... except in bed
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Who ?morvelaira wrote:I really think 242girl is the only one who can make that determination.
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Jeb's girlfriend? fiancée? wife? better half.
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242 girls are not such a big number of girls
... except... well...
... except... well...
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Oh, that's why I didn't know. Don't care about his real-life, that's his business :)Urian wrote:Jeb's girlfriend? fiancée? wife? better half.
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He spams that business on Twitter though, so not sure if it qualifies as just his business anymore :)Battosay wrote: Oh, that's why I didn't know. Don't care about his real-life, that's his business :)
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oO
...
And that's why I don't read tweeter :p
Thx Morvy (and previously M!C) for keeping me away from it.
...
And that's why I don't read tweeter :p
Thx Morvy (and previously M!C) for keeping me away from it.
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You're more than welcome, dear.Battosay wrote:oO
...
And that's why I don't read tweeter :p
Thx Morvy (and previously M!C) for keeping me away from it.
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Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have.
...Except in bed.
All is fair in love and war.
...Except in bed.
...Except in bed.
All is fair in love and war.
...Except in bed.
Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other.
-Abraham Lincoln
-Abraham Lincoln
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A poor workman always blames his tools
...except in bed!
...except in bed!
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Except in bed.Gargantuan_Penguin wrote:And lo and behold, a new internet meme was born.
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.
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I used to be an adventurer like you...Gargantuan_Penguin wrote:And lo and behold, a new internet meme was born.
... except in bed.
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