Possessed pork - Immoral transportation for Steve

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Possessed pork - Immoral transportation for Steve

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Simple, fun idea. Well, I think it's simple and fun at least...but whatever. It's probably not so much simple as it is 'relatively complicated'. But my point is this:
Take one saddle. Soak it in tortured souls for a while, then strap it to a pig. Let previously mentioned tortured souls possess pig, creating a never-before-seen* controllable pig.

I feel the idea is self-justified. For those that don't feel that way, or simply love bullet points:
- A free-roaming method of transportation, fully reliant on the tech tree without relying on actual technology
- You would be riding a possessed pig
- Speed? About half way between a max speed minecart and sprinting. maybe a tad slower. Still kinda fast though
- Covering long distances on foot requires going slowly, or sprinting and getting stomach ache from eating on the move. Not to mention all the jumping you could avoid
- It would look awesome
- Did I mention the pig is possessed?
- Potential for multiple uses...after all, what normally happens when the...container for a bunch of hellbound souls breaks?

Note that this suggestion has nothing to do with the fact that saddles are little more than gimmicks, or the similar fact that as of 1.8, pigs are almost pointless as food given what other farm animals you could have. Nothing whatsoever. That they are reasonably good argument for the idea is irrelevant imho. So moving on...pigs as transport, your opinions please?

*Ok, controllable pigs have been done. None of them have been controlled by the forces of hell themselves though, amirite?
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I support this on the grounds that pigs are entirely irrelevant in the grand scheme of things.

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well thought out, followed every rule wow I am impressed;)
I like the idea of free roam movement without getting hungry every two second
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I really dislike polls in suggestion threads btw. I should put that in the rules.
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FlowerChild wrote:I really dislike polls in suggestion threads btw. I should put that in the rules.
Fixed it for you.
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Yeah, they could have a different skin like tamed wolves. I agree with the idea!
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aha yeah i like it
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mybumhurts wrote:aha yeah i like it
With a screen name like that it makes since that you would like to "RIDE" a pig.

Just joking around there.

Any way I think this would be sorta odd But it would work well in BTW with the whole sole crushing mentality that Steve kills / destroys / Tames and tortures everything In the world we can now add pig's to the list yea .( my attempt at sarcasm )

But in all seriousness It gets my vote +1
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BigShinyToys wrote:
mybumhurts wrote:aha yeah i like it
With a screen name like that it makes since that you would like to "RIDE" a pig.

haha you have no idea how much i regret making that my screen name. my ass just happened to be hurting the exact time i was making it
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lol lol and lol again

but if you want it changed mabie try asking

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Nice!
And if you get hit by a lightning?
Will you be a.....
POSSESSED ZOMBIE PIGMAN RIDER?
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Maybe it would make neather sounds, have red eyes and be darker!

PS: Did u mention that we would be riding possessed pigs?
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Quick question that is partially off-topic:

Does anybody know what happens if the pig you're ridding on gets struck by lightning? itamarcu made me think about this, and I have no means of finding out myself easily.
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